See, for 40+ years my little sister has had the irreplaceable privilege of having me as her older brother. The result of this familial tie is my absolute love, dedication, support, and encouragement of her. For years, I've found just the right gift to appease her picky palate and this year, yes, this year, I got it exactly right. I know this because the evidence was sent to me through the texts of Cynderballs.
No, I couldn't actually be with Casey to sing the traditional birthday song and, knowing this, I had the
foresight to think ahead. I've been holding this video for a few weeks in anticipation of writing this post today. Shopping for her 40th this year was a blast.
Here's to you, K dot C dot. Youngest of three. Class of 1991. Resident of Manlius. Mother of two brilliant young men.
I don't know where you will wear this get-up first, but I think if you pierce your ears again, don the butterfly earrings, this would look spectacular at Syracuse Stage when you go to see The Christmas Carol. If not that, perhaps trick or treating at the streets of your neighborhood.
And let it be known, my dear little Pain: I'm still the Great One!
Well I don't care if you're pretty at all...
And I don't care if I ever get tall...
I like what we look like
and you're nice small.
No, we don't have to change at all.