Yucka Yucka Yucka, Tuesday. The brain is fried.

Three day weekend (check).

Grading (check).

Need for a laugh (well, I try).

Earlier this semester, I asked students to send me a joke as a post-script in one my assignments. Only a few of them took me up on it, but I found that file last night when I was closing up shop.

• A baby seal walks into a club. *cymbal crash* 
• Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff *cymbal crash*
• knock knock. who’s there. Queen. Queen Who? Queen my dishes please!
• Wanna hear a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen? NaH
• Oxygen and potassium went on a date. It went OK
• What’s brown and sticky? A stick
• Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.”
• What did the fireman name his two sons? ...José and Hose B
• “I went to target one day and I missed.”

And that is my laugh for a Tuesday morning. My first meeting is set for 8 a.m. and my class ends at 7 p.m. - I'm holding my breath for sure!