(rewrite the Pledge of Allegiance)
I pledge allegiance to the frog
Of the substantial ponds of hysteria
And to the amphibians
For which croak stands
One lilypad, under Maude,
Inspirational,
With creativity and elephant
shoes for all.
Hmm. Let me try again.
I pledge allegiance to the word
of the imaginary worlds of our karma
And to the synergy
For which kismet stands
One dreamer, under stars,
telepathically,
With destiny and fortune for all.
Not as easy as you'd think. Give it a try.
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